What religion should you belong to?

Simon Zeno · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:36 am

The thing in the bag wrote:

I just learned that I am a humanist... :bubs:

Not quite trusting the quiz, I went and looked up the humanist set of beliefs, and confirmed its diagnostic.

Hasn't this quiz given a bunch of people that result?

Methinks it's part of the secret Humanist agenda...

The thing in the bag · **Joined:** Sat May 06, 2006 2:26 am **Posts:** 46

A humanist is basically an atheist or agnostic with normal and somewhat self less morals. I fit the profile, and if I remember correctly, so did Isaac Asmov.

That test is a little bit inaccurate as far the faith versus reason scale goes however, because it makes the incorrect assertion that theists can't be technical thinkers.

Warlordofhomsaria_v2 · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2006 3:37 am

You fit in with:
Spiritualism

Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.

40% spiritual.
80% reason-oriented.

Aru · **Posted:** Fri May 19, 2006 3:46 pm

Taoism.
40% Spiritual.
20% Reason.
That's...not even 100%...

Eh whatever. I got bored so I took it.
:-|

Badri3211 · **Posted:** Fri May 19, 2006 10:51 pm

Crystallina wrote:

It's a joke quiz. Not a particularly funny one, but still.

Atheism: You are just too pathetic and depressed to commit to major religion. Sorry.
Buddhism: Learn to be one with the world.
Christianity: You feel consumed by your own guilt. Repent now and save yourself!
Hinduism: You have dozens of weird gods with hard-to-pronounce names. Have fun with that.
Islam: KILL THE WHITE DEVIL!!
Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Gang: Enjoy listening to charismatic manipulation? Willing to die for a stupid cause? Maybe the People's Temple is for you.
Satanism: You are gullible and easily relate to well-written slogans. At least you have the right idea.
Wicca: Need to freak out your parents? Want a half-assed magick system that is super-easy for beginners? Try Wicca!

Hinduism is way different from other religion. In other religions, people beleive in one god. But in hinduism, we believe in many gods. But saying the gods are weird is similar to saying that Jesus Christ is weird.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Sat May 20, 2006 4:21 am

Badri3211 wrote:

Hinduism is way different from other religion. In other religions, people beleive in one god. But in hinduism, we believe in many gods. But saying the gods are weird is similar to saying that Jesus Christ is weird.

Which is why it's a joke quiz. I'm sure none of those are accurate.

The4sword · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:05 am

My views:

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. ...Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. ...Christians believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Simon Zeno · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:39 pm

agnosticism 92%

Satanism 83%

Buddhism 63%

Paganism 63%

atheism 58%

Judaism 54%

Islam 46%

Christianity 33%

Hinduism 33%

Pretty much right for me, though I don't think I'd ever become a Satanist.

Inverse Tiger · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:33 pm

Christianity 75%
Buddhism 67%
Paganism 63%
agnosticism 58%

Seems pretty accurate. Nothing in the 90-percents cuz I've been pretty unsure lately. As recently as February I was more Catholic than the Pope but I haven't done anything religious for months now. I've been taking a class that included Buddhism, which was very interesting, so that shows up. The intense Calvin & Hobbes influence throughout my life has made me have a much more positive attitude toward nature (which probably is how Paganism got so high), and I've been living an agnostic life surrounded by agnostics lately.

All the results after that had no connection.

I actually woke up this morning feeling like praying because I felt so good (instead of feeling bad and praying), so maybe that'll end up back in the 90s some day

PianoManGidley · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:11 pm

Though this is a different quiz, this has ABP'd. The last quiz I took agreed with my findings of being an Individual Spiritualist, too.

However, taking this quiz got me:

Buddhism 79%
Islam 79%
Paganism 71%
Satanism 50%
Hinduism 42%
Agnosticism 42%
Christianity 38%
Judaism 25%
Atheism 21%

Alexander · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:25 pm

Christianity 83%
Judaism 54%
Buddhism 46%
Islam 42%
Paganism 25%
Hinduism 21%
Agnosticism 17%
Satanism 0%
Atheism 0%

I think that the results were a little incorrect to for me. I don't think I have 25% Paganism in me.

But I will agree with the Atheism and Satanism results.

I also think the results were a little off kilter because some of the questions in that quiz were a bit difficult for me to understand.

So I put in N/A, which I feel made some of these results.

I also would raise my Christianity percentage to 95%. I feel very connected to it.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:07 pm

atheism 71%

Buddhism 50%

Paganism 50%

Islam 42%

Satanism 38%

Judaism 29%

agnosticism 17%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 0%

I don't deny it. I am an atheist.

ed 'lim' smilde · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:55 pm

Christianity 83%
Judaism 54%
Buddhism 46%
Hinduism 46%
Paganism 42%
Islam 42%
Satanism 13%
agnosticism 8%
atheism 8%

About what I expected. I thought Buddhism would be a little bit higher though.

damik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:24 pm **Posts:** 580

Buddhism
79%
Paganism
75%
Satanism
75%
agnosticism
75%
Islam
63%
Hinduism
54%
atheism
46%
Christianity
46%
Judaism
33%

What a surprise.

Karmaism · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:44 pm

Buddhism

88%
Judaism

46%
Paganism

46%
atheism

42%
Islam

38%
agnosticism

33%
Christianity

33%
Hinduism

25%
Satanism

25%
Funny,as poorly written as this quiz is-it was still accurate i am a buddhist :-D

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:15 pm

I ABP'D this a while ago.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:53 am

Agnosticism 83%

Satanism 75%

atheism 63%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 50%

Judaism 42%

Islam 38%

Christianity 25%

Hinduism 4%

Yes, I am agnostic. I would have switched atheism and Satanism - although I agree with some of the Satanic principles, like self-reliance and rejection of blind faith, a lot of their doctrine seems arrogant to me.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:01 am

Beyond the Grave wrote:

I ABP'D this a while ago.

Actually, yours was a joke quiz, so it wasn't taked seriously. This one seems a bit more accurate.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:10 am

Yeltensic wrote:

According to that same quiz site, my theme song is "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas

I will direct a straight-to-video movie called "Canadian Beauty"

I'll be famous for writing a best-seller:
You are very observant and tend to be the wallflower at parties. You are intuitive and know just how to communicate everything that you are feeling to those around you.

The outdated phrase I'm most likely to say is "You're such a broomhead"

I'm going to Hell for stealing a monkey from the zoo and naming it Flinger

I will be defined in a dictionary as "pretentiously academian"

Can you please quit with the double posts? The edit button is there for a reason, and I swear, we won't ban you for using it.

Jitka · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:26 am

Christianity 67%

Buddhism 58%

agnosticism 54%

Satanism 54%

Islam 38%

Judaism 33%

atheism 29%

Paganism 25%

Hinduism 13%

Seems about right to me, though I don't think Satanism should be rated so highly.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:24 am

I don't need a QuizFarm test to tell what religion I am; I know I'm a Christian. I did take that quiz, though. 79% Christian.

Not A Fruit · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:32 am

atheism

71%

Satanism

71%

Buddhism

63%

agnosticism

63%

Judaism

58%

Islam

50%

Paganism

50%

Christianity

21%

Hinduism

21%

Ahaha, I never thought of myself as satanic before

Metal Head · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:17 pm

Christianity 83%

Judiasm 67%

Buddhism 58%

Muslim 46%

Satanism 21%

Paganism 21%

They got it right. Im Christian. 46% Muslim? weird.

StrongRad · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:53 pm

Yeltensic wrote:

Satanism is probably one of the religions that atheists would be most inclined toward. (not because you either worship God or Satan lol, but because Satanism is atheistic and doesn't involve worshipping anything, usually.)

I wonder how widely known it is that most Satanists don't even believe in Satan, let alone worship him?

If that's the case, then Satanism is the most incorrectly named religion ever. It'd be like having Yankeeism and worshipping the Denver Broncos. Wait, ok, so it wouldn't be the same, but yeah.
If Satanism doesn't worship anything, what makes them a religion?

Some person at Dictionary.com wrote:

1.
Religion:
1. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.
2. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.
2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order.
3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.
4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

[Peeve Alert]Ok, that "life or condition of a person in a religious order" thing bugs the crap out of me. They used religion in the definition of religion. I hate when people use a form of a word in its own definition[/peeve alert]

The only thing there that makes me call Satanism, at least how you've described it, a religion is #4, What cause, principle or activity do they pursue with zeal or devotion?

PianoManGidley · **Posted:** Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:54 pm

StrongRad wrote:

Yeltensic wrote:

Satanism is probably one of the religions that atheists would be most inclined toward. (not because you either worship God or Satan lol, but because Satanism is atheistic and doesn't involve worshipping anything, usually.)

I wonder how widely known it is that most Satanists don't even believe in Satan, let alone worship him?

If that's the case, then Satanism is the most incorrectly named religion ever.

...

What cause, principle or activity do they pursue with zeal or devotion?

I heard on a documentary once that Satanists name themselves as such for the shock value of the name. In my opinion, that sounds rather childish...or at least teenage-ish.

Oh, well--at least Wiki knows the answer to your question.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:24 am

StrongRad wrote:

If Satanism doesn't worship anything, what makes them a religion?

Tax Exemption. just look at Scientology.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:44 am

StrongRad wrote:

The only thing there that makes me call Satanism, at least how you've described it, a religion is #4, What cause, principle or activity do they pursue with zeal or devotion?

It's basically the antithesis of Christianity, mocking everything it holds sacred & true. Why do you think they were upside-down crucifices?

No Toppings · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:48 am

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 83%

Islam 75%

Buddhism 71%

Hinduism 63%

agnosticism 63%

Satanism 58%

atheism 54%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 25%

Well, I guess I've finally found a word for how I feel. I think that Earth is why we exist, and that if we're going to give praise to something for creating us, I think we should give praise to the earth. The earth provides us with what we need, and it allows for the adaptations that made us what we are today.

*shrugs* This isn't going to change my beliefs, it's just giving me a word to describe how I already feel.

Didymus · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:58 am

But the earth could do none of that if God had not created it and all things within it.

Krazed Squirell · **Posted:** Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:29 am

Agnostic. Yup, that's me.

Followed by Islam(?) and then Satanist (once again, ?).

Sounds like I'm perfect for the strongly conservative, Christian-minded town I live in.

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