If a charactor was to die who would you want it to be?

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:11 pm

Says who? What if I think this cartoon shouldn't have any girls in it? What do you say to that?

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:15 pm

STupendous7 wrote:

Says who? What if I think this cartoon shouldn't have any girls in it? What do you say to that?

Sex

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senorcardgage13 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:25 pm

Not Chris Benoit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

The Joe wrote:

STupendous7 wrote:

Probably Marzipan, for no other reason other than she's a girl...:/

YES KILL ALL THE GIRLS THEY ARE SO GOD DAMNED USELESS RIGHT?

YES.

THEY ARE JUST VESSELS FOR CHILDREN.

homerstarrun70fireboy · **Joined:** Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:10 am **Posts:** 335

senorcardgage13 wrote:

Not Chris Benoit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This nut screams fake account.

FollowingTheLamb · **Posted:** Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:29 am

Homsar. Knowing how not bound by the laws of this universe he is, he'd probably just come back as a ghost, rattle off something about Chinese sea shells stuff'd with chicken beaks, and enter his dead body again...

OneGyT · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:46 am

Ron Paul.

Did he sell eggs? · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:47 am

Coach Z. He's not funny.

Zim Del Invasor · **Joined:** Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:49 am **Posts:** 405

Strong Sad. Since then Strong Bad would end up admitting the horrible truth... He really DOES love his brother. But then, Strong Mad would kill Strong Bad for loving Strong Sad more. Homestar, shocked and outraged at the loss of his favorite Wrestleman, would kill Strong Mad. By now, Homsar would have been run over by a tractor. The Cheat would murder Homestar, for killing Strong Mad. Pom Pom would try to eat The Cheat as revenge, but The King Of Town would kill Pom Pom, since Pom Pom wouldn't let The King have some. At this point, The King Of Town would also murder The Thnikkaman for not letting him have some. When that reveals that Bubs was The Thnikkaman, Coach Z would kill The King Of Town. By now, Marzipan would have been burninated by Trogdor, since she protested his violent peasant killing ways, and Don Knotts is already dead. Trogdor would then kill himself for killing a woman. The Poopsmith would get some disease for being around the whatsit all day long. Now we're only left with Eh! Steve, The Wheelchair, Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, and The Cheat to run Free Country USA. The Wheelchair would kill Eh! Steve when he finally caught him. Senor Cardgage would have both of his legs broken by Coach Z, in a fight to determine the weirdest character. Senor Cardgage would have to be in The Wheelchair, who doesn't like the smell of Senor Cardgage's butt, so he would go off a cliff, killing them both. Coach Z would get rabies from The Cheat, who hadn't had his monthly shot, as this had been going on for a month. This would leave just The Cheat, who would only be able to live on the food he could find. He wuld eventually eat Gavin. This would posion The Cheat, who would die, leaving not a single living soul in Free Country USA. None that are worth remembering, anyway.

And THAT is why Strong Sad should die. It would throw everything into an insane panic where everyone dies.

Wesstarrunner · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:06 am

I can't decide. All the characters are funny. All of them. So I chose Don Knotts 'cause he's already dead in real life. And I'll still miss him. I'mgoing to cry...

Ath-a-late · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:40 am

Strong Mad. I wouldn't even notice he was gone if he just stopped showing up.

Gnarlyducks · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:18 pm **Posts:** 11

Zim Del Invasor wrote:

Strong Sad. Since then Strong Bad would end up admitting the horrible truth... He really DOES love his brother. But then, Strong Mad would kill Strong Bad for loving Strong Sad more. Homestar, shocked and outraged at the loss of his favorite Wrestleman, would kill Strong Mad. By now, Homsar would have been run over by a tractor. The Cheat would murder Homestar, for killing Strong Mad. Pom Pom would try to eat The Cheat as revenge, but The King Of Town would kill Pom Pom, since Pom Pom wouldn't let The King have some. At this point, The King Of Town would also murder The Thnikkaman for not letting him have some. When that reveals that Bubs was The Thnikkaman, Coach Z would kill The King Of Town. By now, Marzipan would have been burninated by Trogdor, since she protested his violent peasant killing ways, and Don Knotts is already dead. Trogdor would then kill himself for killing a woman. The Poopsmith would get some disease for being around the whatsit all day long. Now we're only left with Eh! Steve, The Wheelchair, Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, and The Cheat to run Free Country USA. The Wheelchair would kill Eh! Steve when he finally caught him. Senor Cardgage would have both of his legs broken by Coach Z, in a fight to determine the weirdest character. Senor Cardgage would have to be in The Wheelchair, who doesn't like the smell of Senor Cardgage's butt, so he would go off a cliff, killing them both. Coach Z would get rabies from The Cheat, who hadn't had his monthly shot, as this had been going on for a month. This would leave just The Cheat, who would only be able to live on the food he could find. He wuld eventually eat Gavin. This would posion The Cheat, who would die, leaving not a single living soul in Free Country USA. None that are worth remembering, anyway.

And THAT is why Strong Sad should die. It would throw everything into an insane panic where everyone dies.

You scare me. Although that does sound like a cool plot arc...

DeathbyChiasmus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:26 pm

I actually almost voted for Homestar himself. Not because I think he's unfunny or anything, but just because it would be intriguing to see how TBC would handle the death of their title character. Would it be a total jump-the-shark moment, or would they actually pull it off in a unique and surprising way? How would the rest of FCUSA carry on in the tragic aftermath? Probably not ever gonna happen, but it's fun to speculate about, because if they did do it you know they'd come up with something totally weird and unexpected.

But I ended up voting the safe route and casting a ballot for Homsar. A Homsar death would be both funny and safe. "AaaaaAAAAAAaaa, the good times are ooooover."

buttdanceagain · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:12 pm

Gotta go with the poopsmith. Poop is only funny for 7 year olds

Shippinator Mandy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:39 am

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

His name is Barney Fife. In my heart.

I was gonna say that. ;_;

BONUS STAGE FAN TELEPATHY

Anyway, if they DID kill someone off, it'd be someone totally awesome. (It's always the awesome ones that die--Wash, Rya, the list goes on.)

Groovy Dudette · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:34 am **Posts:** 318

[quote="DeathbyChiasmus"]I actually almost voted for Homestar himself. Not because I think he's unfunny or anything, but just because it would be intriguing to see how TBC would handle the death of their title character. Would it be a total jump-the-shark moment, or would they actually pull it off in a unique and surprising way? How would the rest of FCUSA carry on in the tragic aftermath? Probably not ever gonna happen, but it's fun to speculate about, because if they did do it you know they'd come up with something totally weird and unexpected.
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::jibblie:: While, yes, I do agree that is indeed an intriguing idea...I can't see TBC actually going through with it. It would be too I dunno...out of character, I guess? It's a fun idea to explore in fan fiction anyway...

If I had it my way, no one would die. Maybe Homsar because he can come back to life anyway. :homsar:

lemon123 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:42 pm

I wouldn't want him to die, but if someone had to go it'd be the Poopsmith - we hardly ever see him and you can't say he's ever done anything really interesting in the slightest.

PS: I want my avatar, Joe!!!

CaptainPastHisPrime · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:51 am

I pick Strong Sad. SB would certainly be thrilled if he died. In fact, I think he already "died" once (in CAFFEINE, email #91).

Shwoo · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:18 am

More than once, actually. All of this clearly points to Strong Sad being a zombie. He has grey skin and everything...

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:39 am

Shwoo wrote:

More than once, actually. All of this clearly points to Strong Sad being a zombie. He has grey skin and everything...

I lol'd. But that would contradict what happened in 'your funeral', since Strong Sad was fighting the invasion.

But still, it'd be funny for someone to 'die', only to come back some time later. I nominate Coach Z. For some reason, I think that'd go very hilariously.

Entropy · **Posted:** Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:44 am

King of town.

Never liked him, I go back to trying to make my magicarp evolve when he comes on.

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:56 am

"ME?? WHAT I DO??"

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

senorcardgage13 wrote:

Not Chris Benoit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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buttdanceagain wrote:

Gotta go with the poopsmith. Poop is only funny for 7 year olds

I love how you to reply to this thread in the same way you do every thread, with a wresting reference as if you didn't make it.

buttdanceagain · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:01 am

what are you talking about

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Oh, just give it up.

You do realize your sig's adress is still under the photobucket name "senorcardgage13"?

Acekirby · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:01 am

Didymus wrote:

"ME?? WHAT I DO??"

k I'm gonna steal that right quick there...

buttdanceagain · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:54 am

Ive told you 120000 times that was my BROTHER. Obsessed with MCR. loves senor cardgage. He moved out so I got his compy

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Oh, ok. Sorry.

buttdanceagain · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:22 pm

thank you

The Experimental Film · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:30 am

I picked the Cheat just to spite you.

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