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Give yourself an e-go stroking by posting about past fights you got into, and how much you can bench-press. Real manly stuff.

I for one try to avoid fights, but sometimes people do OMG INSANE stuff that pushes me over the edge. Like that kid who nearly hit me with a stick, whom I cut open the palm of (sers I have no idea how I cut his hand open) or that kid who threw a rubber at me who's pinky I broke. Or that emo kid who tried to push me so I intimidated him into tripping over himself while moving away from a punch :3.

Or that older chav kid who spilled red bull on my nice jacket (it is made of many a pocket and win). He just didn't fight back and took it like a man. Quite impressive I might add.

Of course, none of this actually makes me "tough". I'm just taller and have longer arms.

And I pretty much can't bench press. Strength isn't my strong point, I guess you could say.

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I wear a cape.

MANLY.

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Very.


Also, I hated 300.

I got strangely violent in the past few months. Started to show when my hair was cut. Everybody was so used to it being long they couldn't believe it. Didn't take any of the crap they were throwin' at me that week, no sir.

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Reminds me of when I was in P3 (that's 7, I think.). I used to have something vaguely like a bowlcut, but less ugly. T'was blonde, and more natural looking. Then one day I came in with it cut (my hair is brown when short, what the heck?) and people practically crapped themselves not knowing who I was. Of course, no one gave me bother, because they didn't before hand. I was somewhat of a loner in primary school, due to my friends going to different schools, and I claiming I didn't need any others. I was better off in secondary schools I say I say.

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If you can't bench press, maybe try starting with free weight chest flies... that way you can start at like, 5lbs. if you need to. I started doing chest flies about eight months ago and it helped me with my bench press. I can get well past 100lbs. on a bench press now...

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I was exagerating, I can bench press like 60, which is horrible for someone 6'2".

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Don't I look Angry... And Manly.

I remember the girl I liked through 5th to 7th grade got in fight of Jerry Springer proportions with me last year in front of everyone in Lit class before the teacher came in. Unfortunately, no chairs were thrown.

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Jerry Springer you say? You mean, she flashed to the audience and they all yelled "JERRY! JERRY!" even though Jerry wasn't in the scene? And then a woman hit a man and it was okay, but the man hit the woman and it was abuse? Awesome.

On a slightly more serious note, did you win?

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Just look at my And he likes to be known as.

GRR !!

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No, we got back to our seats in a hurry when the teacher came in. And there's nothing to flash for her, if u no wut i mean lol

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Well, I didn't figure you couldn't bench anything.

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So, you lost? And to a prepubescent girl?

Also, Firefox, or Thunderbird, or whatever your name is, I'll try to see what I can bench press next time I'm at the gym. It's been a while.

'cept I don't have members card. So I'll just use the weights in my garage.

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I can't remember who won, and oh god I can't remember why I liked a prepubescent girl. Seriously. It was like she was the last one in our school to go through "the change". >.>

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There's more to a girl than her body, you know.

Jesus christ, did I just say that in a "manly" thread?

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Can this be a angry girly thread as well?

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This entire thread is condemned by Sensitive Guys and Wimpy Nerds Club of America.

Seriously, I'm so manly my biceps are as big as my forearm.... in a bad way.

I'm so manly when we measured our wrists in school mine was barely bigger than the smallest girl's in that class...

I'm so manly the only person I can beat up is my little brother.

I'm so- Wait! None of that was manly. *Cries*

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Sure why not?
Let's Change the threads name.

Express you flying anger. and let it strike down on little childrens heads!

I don't have anger at anybody except "the man". Most of my anger is actually sadness and guilt(to a lesser degree). Basically my emotional patterns are more like that of a female than most male's... *Cries*

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Be more manly. You wimp!

But I find no fun in sports and hurting others. I'm like a nerdy Gandhi, except I'm not racist.

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You don't belong here than.
Go play yourself some gears of war and halo 2.
NOW!

In school, when I was about 14-15 years old some of my friends and I used to wrestle between lessons when no teachers were around. There weren't a lot to do during the pauses. Testosterone probably played quite a part, too...

Unless that counts, I don't think I've done any "tough" stuff... most things that come to mind are things that I regret and/or things that are plain accidens...

Yeah, but I do take it into consideration when considering a girl.

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Sport is boring, it's just fighting and running with rules.

Especially "football". What kind of pussy sport makes you wear armour? And you rarely use your foot, and that is not a ball.

Also, no title change, the purpose of this thread is being an INTERNET TOUGH GUY.

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When I was in first grade I got in a fight with a kid at the pencil sharpener.

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You said "in" instead of "at" before you changed it. Also, why is it whenever I leave this forum someone posts in this thread?

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I remember reading a newspaper article about a chick who took the blade out of a sharpener and owned her classmate's face with it. T'was rad.

I guess the phrase "If I wanted to date someone with the body of a ten year old chinese boy, I would date a ten year old chinese boy." comes to mind.

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