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 Post subject: Garfield Randomizer/Lazy Eye/Mutilations!!!
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:01 pm 
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Remember the Garfield Randomizer that went offline awhile ago? The guy who made the website posted the code for everybody to use, so there are several websites that are using the code for their very own Garfield randomizer. You can
Google "garfield randomizer" to find one to use. If a funny one pops up, take a screenshot and post it here!

Also, I have no idea where this comes from, but some people give Garfield a lazy eye in the comics and they turn out really funny. Here are four that I didn't make (the last one has been edited for language). They are really easy to make (just white out Garfield's eyes and put his pupils someplace else) and if you find the right comic they can be hilarious.

So let's get this train wreck a-rollin! I'll post some of my lazy eye Garfields.
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And a randomizer for good measure:
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Get to postin!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:39 pm 
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Don't forget the ones where you remove Garfield's dialogue.

But screwing up Garfield comics is really old.

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True, but who knows? As with a lot of old fads, you occasionally find a gem.

Also, I added Mutilations to the title.

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"CHEEZNAPKIN HEAR ME! RETURN TO REPOST YOUR GLORIOUS ACHIEVMENTS"
*chanting and sprinkling stuff around in an ominous way*

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Inverse Tiger wrote:
*lights candles in a circle*
*does a strange dance*
"CHEEZNAPKIN HEAR ME! RETURN TO REPOST YOUR GLORIOUS ACHIEVMENTS"
*chanting and sprinkling stuff around in an ominous way*

yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchil......


HAAYO HIGHO HAAYO HIGHO

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CheezNapkin also needs to post his glorious edit of the Doug cartoon in Sky's the Limit. I think only Alberto and I have seen it.

And I believe lazy eye Garfield comes from *chan.

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There are few sites I find worthy to bookmark. I just bookmarked a randomizer.

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Here's CheezNapkin's mother of all Garfield mutilations, digitally restored to its former glory:

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May we now rejoice.

Also, cached version of the old thread:

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That was the GRATE-EST ever. Remember when Tompkins failed it up by making it "make sense"?

Yeah, good times.

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Garfield Sucks.

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
I wholeheartedly agree.


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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
One of the reasons why we make Garfield Randomizers/disfigurations/etc. :P


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Chekt wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
I wholeheartedly agree.
Yep. Except for this part:

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Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood.


Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.

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Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy, only because it covers stuff that happened when they actually cared about stuff. That, and they don't get out much.

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.


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Apparently, I'm not quite a few people.

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Somm-1 wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.
I'm just going to ignore that, 'k?

And COLA: Well, at least it's not as bad as my uncle's encyclopedic knowledge of Futurama episodes. It wouldn't be half as disturbing if he wasn't in his mid-40's and married with two children.

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Somm-1 wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.


Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.


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Casimir III the Great wrote:

Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.


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Casimir III the Great wrote:
Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.


Correction

Adult Swim:
Sex, vulgarity, and mindless violence.


Garfield is both hilarious and clean. Garfield wins.


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OH NOES THE HORRIBLE THINGS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Besides, Garfield isn't funny because it's the same unfunny crap rehashed over and over again.

LOL HE AET THAT FUD!

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Somm-1 wrote:

Garfield is both hilarious and clean. Garfield wins.


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Casimir III the Great wrote:
Somm-1 wrote:

Garfield is both hilarious and clean. Garfield wins.


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I take it you've never heard of the word "opinion?"


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Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood.


Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.


I agree completely, man.

Futurama, on the other hand...

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Why do are so many people here offended by the king of shows on Adult Swim? omg he maed a swaer

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Inverse Tiger wrote:
*lights candles in a circle*
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yeah hi
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