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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:49 pm 
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One of my friends at school once asked me about the worst video game I've ever played, and oddly, I found myself unable to answer. I've played some truly terrible games, but I just couldn't put my finger on the worst one. The one that sticks out to me right now is Final Fantasy X-2, which I sold some time ago.

So now I ask you, what is the worst game you've ever played?

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Cookies and Cream was pretty bad.

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LoZ: Ocarina of Time.

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Superman 64.

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Superman 64.

Agreed.

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Sonic Heroes.

I hate that game.

To death.

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Also true. It did suck pretty bad.

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I wonder if people that say that Superman 64 is the worst game ever have actually played or just say that because it's generally accepted as such.

Also, I'm pretty sure THE MAN said ET was worse...

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Guitar Hero.


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In B4 Halo 3.


Uh...probably...Dynasty Warriors: Gundam

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Mech Assaults 1-2 for X-box
Reasons: It didn't follow alot or all of the rules of the Battletech Tabletop game.
I heard that Mech Assault: Phantom War for the Nintendo DS is way more worse than Mech Assaults 1-2. I mean come on, there is no virus that turns an Hyper Pulse Generator(HPG) into an instrument of war in Battletech. That's why I perfer the PC ones(the Mechwarrior series) as well as Classic Battletech.

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Theirs a lot that are considered the worst. Let me think....

Big Rigs
Superman 64
Any Superman game, for that matter
E.T
Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil/other CD-I one
Mario is Missing!
Any Barbie Videogame ever
Lair is getting pretty bad reviews...
Star Fox (Atari 2600 game, no relation to other Star Fox)
Custers Last Stand
Karate Kid
Pac-man for 2600
Computer Space (game before Pong)
Bible Adventure
Night Trap
Make your own Video
Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis
Drake of the 99 Dragons
Shaq Fu
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
Any Virtual Boy Game
Any N-Gage Game
Reader Rabbit Games
Terminator 3
I, Robot

You know what, heres the bad consoles as well.

3-DO
Sega Saturn
Amiga CD-32
Apple Pippin
Atari Jaguar
Virtual Boy
Atari 5200
Atari 7800
Atari Lynx

Wow, hope I didnt misss anything.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game ... _reception
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm

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Super Columbine Massacre RPG!


Why does everyone playa hate on this game? It's freeware, it doesn't have to be good. I liked it.

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I got that game from the wikipedia worst games page.

Also, it is a bit offensive. But I dont control your life.

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firemarc924 wrote:
I got that game from the wikipedia worst games page.

Also, it is a bit offensive. But I dont control your life.


Oh, then cite your sources, bro.

It's a decent game for something I think was made in RPG maker.

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It is a shooter based off of a real life event, so that means that it is evil.

firemarc924 wrote:
I got that game from the wikipedia worst games page.

You need Wikipedia to tell you what games you hate?


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Star Wars: Force Commander sucked hard.


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No, I need it to know the games that are known for being bad, not which I find bad personally. I also cited my sources.

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Duecex2 wrote:
firemarc924 wrote:
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!


Why does everyone playa hate on this game? It's freeware, it doesn't have to be good. I liked it.

Because it's obscenely disrespectful, that's why.

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Capt. Ido Nos wrote:
Duecex2 wrote:
firemarc924 wrote:
Super Columbine Massacre RPG!


Why does everyone playa hate on this game? It's freeware, it doesn't have to be good. I liked it.

Because it's obscenely disrespectful, that's why.


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Are we gonna have to get into this again?

I thought it was a good game, I really liked the 16-bit versions of popular metal-type songs. I did not play the game just because "lolo i get 2 shot ppl at skool", but for more of the satrical aspects of the game.

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Rise of the Robots. Worst game ever. A disgrace to fighters everywhere.

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Duecex2 wrote:
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Super Columbine Massacre RPG!


Why does everyone playa hate on this game? It's freeware, it doesn't have to be good. I liked it.

Because it's obscenely disrespectful, that's why.


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Are we gonna have to get into this again?

I absolutely do not care what you or your face smilies have to say. That game is nothing but hateful satire. I don't know what poor spiritual state someone had to be to make that game. Music, ideas, or anything. Those are real people, and that I cannot stand for.

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The one that sticks out to me right now is Final Fantasy X-2, which I sold some time ago.
[s]I will kill you in your sleep.[/s]

I thought that was awesome.

I have to say that the worse game I ever played was Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi. The word "suck" doesn't even begin to describe it's awfulness.

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Capt. Ido Nos wrote:
Duecex2 wrote:

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Are we gonna have to get into this again?

I absolutely do not care what you or your face smilies have to say. That game is nothing but hateful satire. I don't know what poor spiritual state someone had to be to make that game. Music, ideas, or anything. Those are real people, and that I cannot stand for.


I'm not easily offended by stuff, but I can understand where you are coming from. I'm looking at it from the "as a game" perspective. It's a tasteless topic to make a video game out of, but the gameplay in itself isn't that bad.

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Worst game I ever played? Probably some Tiny Toons game when I was a little kid. It sucked.

I have no problem with the Columbine game. I haven't played it yet, either.

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Big Rigs is the worst game. EVER. It's not even worthy of being called a game. Or fun. Or entertaining. Or enjoyable. Or-yeah, you get it.

Oh, wait, the worst game I've ever played? Uh...Pokemon Red? Super Mario 64? Super Smash Bros. Melee? Ocarina of Time?

Okay, just kidding. It's probably the various crappy Harry Potter games I buy for the handhelds. Trust me, the console versions are better. (But the Sorcerer's Stone was pretty good, though.)

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Uhm, the worst game I've ever played would probably be this game I made... where there's a ball, and it moves towards the cursor, and if the ball hits the cursor or the border of the window, you lose. It also installs a virus on your computer. So, yeah, that's probably the worst game I've ever played/made/known to exist. Unless you count the version of that game that doesn't bother with the ball and the window, it just installs the virus. But that one hardly classifies as a game...


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You guys all fail at finding failicious games.

Just because a game is subpar doesn't make it a candidate for worst game ever.

For example, Zombie Nation. Also, I'm gonna have to say Ping Pals fails hard, just because it's a crappier version of Pictochat, only not free.

Also, I find people to be a big bunch of hypocrites when it comes to that Columbine game. Why is that game unacceptable, when every year tons of games based on wars are released? Or does death have some kind of statute of limitations?

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I haven't played Big Rigs, but I can say with certainty that if it isn't the worst game ever published, it's darn close. Vitruvian Dude - if you don't think Big Rigs is failacious, have you seen Big Rigs?

Here's all you need to know about Big Rigs. (Don't bother if you're on dialup.)

I could make a better game than Big Rigs. In fact, I already did. You'll probably find it in the Arts and Crafts section in a couple of days.

- Kef

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