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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium.

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well.

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese.

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers.

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers.
However, these particular underdrawers


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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers.
However, these particular underdrawers were far too diggity.

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Once upon a time, there was a spoon, and it ate an entire bushel of fresh peeled fruit. But wait! Spoons don't eat fruit! So then it decided to eat some veggies and watersauce. But watersauce can't be eaten because then the earth explodes and everything dies horribly and with many kittens. So the spoon decided to cut itself with his friend, fork.
"I'm sorry," said fork, "I can't bring myself to horribly mutilate somebody."
"I'm doing this to release my emotional pain"
"Well... allright." said fork.
Then, Mr. Knife appeared
Knife sweared at us"Why not let me?"
Everyone died. The end.
Now this is about people that are not as smart as Albert Einstein, but they're half dead susicidle grandparents who live in caves thought that the earth was made entirely of pepperoni. So they all ate the most teenagers, but they ate the most pants defying the laws of physics ever found to be very low in sodium. Then they found out that the world was nonsense, so teenagers started to find out that They ate some gross soggy towlettes they found laying in the bathroom and ignorant piece of fat chicken as well. Then they all decided the moon was cheese. They ate the moon by catching it in a giant can of great, delicious diggity-underdrawers.
However, these particular underdrawers were far too diggity to catch a moon

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