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 Post subject: What's your family like?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:43 am 
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All human.

2 Brothers, one sister. One borther is older, everyone else is younger. A mom. A dad. Still married.

My sister is outrageously fat. Sorry, but it's the truth. I'd feel bad, but all she does is play nintendo DS all day.

My older brother has a temper. He loves to blame other people for his problems. I find it funny sometimes. ("How dare the teachers give homework?!?!", Etc.) He has a girlfriend. She hangs out here a lot.

My younger brother is odd, but not a horrible person. A bit of a rule 6 sometimes.

My mom is 1 of 6, and my dad is 1 of 3, so I'll hold off on aunts uncles and cousins till another day.

My grandma on my dads side is alive. My grandpa on my moms sides is alive. All grandparents not previously mentioned in this post are deceased.

A cat. A dog. Mango and Maddie respectively.

I have a girlfriend, mandy. Hangs out here a lot. I occasionally make some mistake involving mango, maddie, and mandy all having similar names. "I love you, mango". Awkward.

Yes. So you get the point. Give us details, whether or not you want to kill them, who they are, and blah blah blah.

BTW: They dont have to be blood relatives. They can be those "practically family" type of people.

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My family is full of mooches and idiots.

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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
My family is full of mooches and idiots.


Wow. I should put my glasses on.

I read that as "my family is full of octopuses and idiots."


...

Maybe I do have a problem.

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Location: Strawberries. :[
Parents are still together and I have two older brothers. The oldest one, Andrew, is pretty much the starving artist type. He's 23. He got his GED (I think) and he still hasn't gone to college. He moves around a lot and lives in a lot of different places. He's hauling up in Montreal right now. I don't know what my other brother, Matt, is doing. He's an okay guy, I don't talk to him. I don't really talk to either of my brothers and I never really see them. Matt has a girlfriend who hangs out here a lot. My dad's cool, I like him. I like my mom too, but she can get on my nerves. I have a girlfriend named Val and she's just awesome; I love her to death. We hang out a lot.


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I read that as "my family is full of octopuses and idiots."

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Location: Remember Strawberries, guys?
We are a family of 6, I am the youngest, my parents are both teachers and nerds. My parents met and started going out in their Junior year of High School but married after college. They have been married for 31 years.
My dad is fun but has a short temper.
My mom is old and oblivious to everything.
My sister, 26, is my favorite sibling. She is also a nerd and a teacher. She is engaged.
One of my brothers is 23 he lives in Austin and is doing all right for himself.
The other brother who will be 21 shortly, is a slacker, but not so much anymore, he used to be mean but now he is annoyingly nice and I wish he'd stop.

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My family is insane. Ask BTG or Inverse, they'll tell ya.

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My family is insane. Ask BTG or Inverse, they'll tell ya.
They put the "fun" in "dysfunctional."

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I have 3 siblings, all older.

My oldest sister is currently in Northern Ireland for a year studying English at Queen's University. She's currently a junior. She's rather short with red hair and she's a good poet.

My brother is a freshman at Tulsa University studying Mechanical Engineering. He sometimes comes back on some weekends. He's the tallest in the family.

My other sister is about 18 months older than me. She's also fairly short, and likes cooking and music. She's also taking a class at OSU about sign language. She's a junior in highschool.

Both my parents only have one brother. My mom's brother is younger than she is, and he's really fun. He's a doctor, and he lives with his family of 8 in Nacogdoches, TX (let's see you spell that right). He has 3 boys and three girls. All the boys are older than the girls. The youngest is 8, the oldest is 19 or 20.

My Dad's brother is older than my dad. He's a fun guy too, but a little bit on the large side. He's some sort of professor at some college up in Santa Barbara California. He has two children, one a girl one a boy. The girl is about 25 or 26 and is currently working as a teacher at some school. The boy is about 20 or 21, and is at Wheaton College, KS. He's on the basketball team there. He's a really good player too. ;)

My grandfather on my mom's side is dead, but my grandmother on that side and both my grandparents on my dad's side are living in the same town as we are. :D

Aaaand...that's probably more than you needed to know...

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A Mom, a Dad, and a brother, all of whom I love vera much, dispite the fact that we all bother the bejeebers out of each other sometimes :p

I still am amazed by a few things though, which shall not be delved into here and now.

Additionally there's three or four friends that I consider to be brothers and sisters (mostly sisters) that aren't really, but we might as well be.

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STupendous7 wrote:
Nacogdoches, TX (let's see you spell that right)


Nacogdoches, TX

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Wrong. You cheated. I have solid evidence.

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Father is fat and smelly, mother is small and cheap, older brother is fat, younger brother is a fit-freak steroid abuser, sister is fine.

I am awesome.

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sister is fine.
Just pointing that out.

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Parents are old (like, 60) and dorky and hilarious and I love them like holy crap. :]
I have one sibling, my brother, who's like 32 I think. Well half-brother. He is an average dude and he is rad. C:
My mom's half of the family is rich and in America and full of drama we are never involved in because we never really talk to them.
We see my dad's side, like, every other week and they're all kinda loud and obnoxious. But hilarious and I super-adore them.

Also everyone in my family is at least 10 years older than me. ]:


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Mi familia consists of a jerkface brother, 17, and a twin brother, my mom. and step-dad. Who also is a jerkmeister.

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Perchance did any of them join the forum under the name Navarro?

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I don't think so. Why?

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...and a twin brother, my mom.

Man that confused me pretty hardcore for a second there.


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Wow. Is it bad to facepalm yourself?

I don't care. I'm doing it anyways.

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I don't think so. Why?

Because there's a Navarro who has the same IP as you.

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Yeah. That's a problem. No one said that they joined. Especially not under the name "Navarro" I'll have to look into this. Hopefully it's not a hacker or trojan horse.

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My parents split up last year, my dad is a stupid english teacher who is always trying to get us to love him, my mum is a nice enough person, but isn't very good with teenagers, my brother is the classic stupid boy, he's really tall and only thirteen, has bad acne, and is always being a jerk, my sister can be really cool but is absolutely terrifying when she's in a bad mood, I'm the middle kid. I think I'll blame my family for all the social problems I have, and confidence issues. Yeah, also, my sister is seventeen. Just graduated from high school. Us kids live with the mum.

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It's just me and my mom here. She's awesome and a hairdresser.

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A brother and two middle-aged parents. My father turns fifty next June. I don't know how old my mum is. :(

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Okay, get ready for some serious tl;dr!

Biological family:
Mom: Kathleen. She's had a seriously screwy life and has repeatedly gotten into bad situations with drugs. But she's in jail now. I miss her, but I don't really want to talk to her.
Dad: Jim. He's really nice and a really cool guy. He's had drug problems too. But, we're allowed visitation, and I enjoy it. Basically a great guy who's not cut out for parenthood.
Half-Siblings: Christian, my half-sister, and Johnny, my half-brother. Both are adults, Jehovah's Witnesses, and crazy rich. I like them. Christian is married to a guy called Kerry and they have a baby daughter named Vienna. Johnny is married to a chick called Evelyn.
Grandpa: Stan, Mom's dad. He divorced my grandma. He's pretty much a huge blob of fat that utterly lacks a personality. This can be good or bad depending on the situation.
Grandma: Pat, Mom's mom. A nice lady who's really witty and not quite your stereotypical grandma. But she can't cook. And there's something wrong between her and Mom.
Step-Grandpa: Gary. Pat's new husband. He acts nice most of the time, but get him angry and he's the devil incarnate. A really scary man.
Uncle: Joe, Dad's brother. I haven't seen him in forever, but I remember him as a large, nice, slightly redneckish guy. He has two daughters, Jackie and Julie. One has two babies and the other one is crazy.
Aunts: Jackie (Joe's wife) and Kris (Mom's sister.) Jackie is a nice teacher-type lady. Kris lives in Maine with her crazy moose-dissecting husband that I've never met.

Foster family:
Mom: Valerie. A very nice, if incredibly flaky, woman. She still does cool stuff sometimes. But mainly she lives to spend money on me. Can't argue with that.
Dad: Ray. Not very affectionate, but funny.
Grandma: Mary Lou, Ray's mom. Also funny. Not much more to her.
Grandpa: Val (short for Valentine.) Valerie's dad. Nice and kinda boring. He fishes.
Aunt: Veronica, Valerie's sister. She seems nice when I talk to her, but apparently everything I say offends her. Geez.
Uncles: Bill (Valerie's brother) and Doug (Veronica's husband.) Bill is awesome. He's in a metal band and he works for a company that makes DVDs of obscure anime and campy horror movies. Doug is kinda annoying but I haven't talked to him that many times. He and Veronica have two daughters, Harley and Paige.

phew.

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That wasn't that long...

Oh yeah and my cousin looks like Weird Al did when he was a kid. He failed English but passed Spanish. We golf sometimes.

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My family is insane. Ask BTG or Inverse, they'll tell ya.

They seemed really nice to me. I mean, they gave me not one but TWO ice cream sandwiches and a two liter Pepsi. And that was after refusing a bunch of other stuff.

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My family's OK. Parents are both government job workaholics who meant well but never really paid much attention or knew what they were doing. Me and my dad get along awesome now that I don't have to live there, though. He's always working on some kind of crazy scheme. He just got done building a bomb shelter in the back yard of their house. My mom's constantly doing all kinds of weird things. She got a small plane for cheap and used to fly people around the country to specialty hospitals in her spare time. She also used to go to Geneva to negotiate with Russians about nukes. Now she's a cat lady.

My 2-years-younger brother has incredible motivation problems, but that's put him so far down a bad hole that he's starting to find that motivation. He's addicted to the internet even worse than I am. He just moved back home after a period of unpleasantness elsewhere. I don't go to my parents house much anymore, though, so I haven't seen him since he got home. I'll go for Thanksgiving.

My mom's side is from New Orleans, and they have that laid back, open, warm attitude, even while being very devout Catholics. They know how to do it right. In comparison, my dad's side is incredibly boring. They're from south central PA, of the very serious kind of German-American culture. All the men know to talk about is work and military equipment in an emotionally distant manner. They mean well, but I find myself clinging to my mom if she's there too, wishing we could just get out of there and back to some place where people are interesting. Now that my grandparents on that side are gone I'll probably never go back there. I go hang out in the New Orleans area about once a year, though.

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