Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 7:31 pm

OBJECTION!
The witness has obviously been coached!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 7:36 pm

No I haven't you lackwit excuse for an Attorney!!!

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 7:40 pm

Hmm...

Oh! Indeed! It does show Miss Sloshy murdering Gino!

...The defense may begin it's cross-examination.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 7:49 pm

Starcraft Maniac wrote:

Hmm...

Oh! Indeed! It does show Miss Sloshy murdering Gino!

(*cracking up* Oh man, that's the perfect lame Judge-speak for you there... awesome!)

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:09 pm

Ah... *stands up, drops pen*
Miss Faceless. Why is this photograph so blurry?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:16 pm

The room was dimly lit, I didn't have the right lens on my camera to get a clear shot and the flash wasn't charged. I only had a split second to act. I'm sure you can imagine my distress when I saw what happened... I was lucky I even remembered to take the photo!

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:20 pm

Yeah. Lucky... to take the shot. Hmm. Tell me, do you own the camera in question?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:26 pm

... I didn't steal it, if that's what you're trying to get at. I'm a professional!

This is my camera:

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:36 pm

Mhmm. Tell me, are you familiar with the program... Photoshop?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 8:41 pm

I know what you're getting at...
The Prosecution has already had the photograph verified, it's as real as your stupidity.
Not to mention my camera is film, not digital. You moron!

Word Up · **Posted:** Wed May 28, 2008 11:29 pm

Objection!
Your Honor, the witness is not the one on trial here.

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 1:43 am

Hmm...
Oh, well, that's right...
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. . .
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...Oh! Um...
...Uh, nothing...

Word Up · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 2:07 am

Thank you, the defense rests, I'll be asking the questions here.
TheFacelessEvil, besides what is seen in the picture, what exactly can you tell me took place at the scene of the crime?

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 2:09 am

(slams gavel)

Mr. Up! You can't just...end the cross-examination like that!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 3:59 am

(And I already told you what happened, you shouldn't ask for more in-depth details until the Defense spots my contridictions - which hasn't happened yet - you don't want your witness to slip up and say something to ruin your Prosecution. *cough* That's just my recommendation, though. From your angle right now, you have a solid case and that's it... so unless the Defense is giving up...)

Word Up · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 3:00 pm

Starcraft Maniac wrote:

(slams gavel)

Mr. Up! You can't just...end the cross-examination like that!

Wanna bet?

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 5:45 pm

...
...
*Stares angrily at Word Up.*

Yes. I want to bet. I hereby penalize the Prosecution, and prolong the Cross-Examination.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 5:58 pm

(OH SNAP! 8D)

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 6:02 pm

(von Karma? Feh! He doesn't scare me at all.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 8:33 pm

(C'mon Defense. Grill that witness. Grill her good!)

Starcraft Maniac · **Posted:** Thu May 29, 2008 11:17 pm

(You could press her on the time, for starters?)

this-guy · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 9:03 pm

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Fri May 30, 2008 10:02 pm

(I'm going to like, fall asleep on the witness stand up here--)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 1:06 am

(Adrian Andrews is totally the best character you could have chosen. 8D )

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 1:18 am

(I love her hardcore. :mrgreen:

... wait are you making a lesbian joke. haha )

Word Up · **Posted:** Sat May 31, 2008 7:25 pm

gtfo the stand, Teefee, the autopsy report came back with more details.
Gino's autopsy report shows that the time of death was 10:13 P.M.

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:36 am

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

(I love her hardcore. :mrgreen:

... wait are you making a lesbian joke. haha )

(not necessarily.... ok yes

)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:52 pm

Word Up wrote:

gtfo the stand, Teefee, the autopsy report came back with more details.
Gino's autopsy report shows that the time of death was 10:13 P.M.

(... YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR OWN WITNESS. wtf)

*glares* ... I said I was at the Sleeping Tree at around 9, I didn't say he got stabbed at 9.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:32 pm

*lapses out of catatonic state*
(Sorry, no internet access for a while there.)
Mister FacelessEvil, you claim that the incident occurred around nine o'clock...
Yet I now present the official (verified, for Picky Pants over on the witness stand here) coroner's report stating that Mr. Gino's time of death was approximately 10:13 PM! Give or take, y'know, a few nanoseconds.
What do you have to say to that, Mister FacelessEvil?
*grins smugly, attempts to twirl pen, pen flies from hand and lands in the prosecution's coffee cup*
*clears throat* Overruled.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:43 pm

...

...

Well, just because I wasn't sure of the time of death d-doesn't mean anything! He couldn't taken 10 minutes to die, give or take, the ambulance didn't get there for at least 20 minutes! It's not like anybody there were doctors who could save him!

Besides, I still have photographic evidence.

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