Forum Courtroom - Ace Attorney Style

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:26 pm

it's a lion! wrote:

Your first assignment: Pick up my pen whenever I drop it.

YES MASTER!
Here, you dropped your pen.
Here, you dropped your pen.
Here, you dropped your pen.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:46 pm

(Here, have a wipe.
Here, have a wipe.
Here, have a wipe.)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:47 pm

it's a lion! wrote:

(Here, have a wipe.
Here, have a wipe.
Here, have a wipe.)

Thanks. Now place them in a baggie. Now put that baggie in a baggie. Now vacuum-seal it. Now put it in the garbage, but be sure to arrange them neatly.

it's a lion! · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:49 pm

(Why is there a humidifier on one side of my desk, and a dehumidifier on the other?)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:46 pm

it's a lion! wrote:

(Why is there a humidifier on one side of my desk, and a dehumidifier on the other?)

Because, I have several rare diseases which require the use of both. Anyway, toastpaint. Where the crap is Sloshy?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:50 pm

(We could always get a new defendant since ours died.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:00 pm

(Hey, dudes. Our Judge got banned because he's a dorkus. So we can either re-do our entire case with a new judge/defendant and all that good stuff, or kill everything.)

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

I don't know. I want to continue (WHO KILLED ME!?), but if Starcraft already knew who did it, then we have to start anew. But, to be honest, I doubt Starcraft set it up that way. Soooooooooooooo... Who should be the new judge?

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:07 pm

I know who killed you, he told me.

It was actually him (the judge) who killed you. That's why he allowed the bad-drawing the defense did of him in the beginning to be entered into evidence. So we could 'present' it later.
Clever idea, actually. He was pretty decent in this game, too bad he was a Bad word(wait, that's a bad word? I thought it was a medical cleansing method) everywhere else.

Well, let's ask. Who would WANT to be a judge? Frankly, I think with it's a lion's bumbling character-types, you just may be absolutely perfect for a judge.

Askingforachallenge · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:07 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Hey, dudes. Our Judge got banned because he's a dorkus.

Haha. I might nominate this for "best quote" in the forum awards.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:08 pm

Askingforachallenge wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

Hey, dudes. Our Judge got banned because he's a dorkus.

Haha. I might nominate this for "best quote" in the forum awards.

Hee hee. Aw, shucks. Thanks.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:16 pm

Um... DO OVER!!! I'm the prosecution!

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

I'm the victim, but, I'd like to be alive this time.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:24 pm

gino wrote:

I'm the victim, but, I'd like to be alive this time.

Wouldn't it better just to be a witness then? Or are you going to be the victim to something non-fatal like... I dunno... the arson of your jelly bean cart?

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

gino wrote:

I'm the victim, but, I'd like to be alive this time.

Wouldn't it better just to be a witness then? Or are you going to be the victim to something non-fatal like... I dunno... the arson of your jelly bean cart?

That could work. "I was out to lunch, so I locked up and parked my jelly bean cart at the telephone pole 1/2 a mile away, and when I came back, IT WAS NOTHING BUT ASHES!!"
Or I could be a witness...
Or dead.... It's not that big a deal to me.
The next judge can decide!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:37 pm

gino wrote:

That could work. "I was out to lunch, so I locked up and parked my jelly bean cart at the telephone pole 1/2 a mile away, and when I came back, IT WAS NOTHING BUT ASHES!!"
Or I could be a witness...
Or dead.... It's not that big a deal to me.
The next judge can decide!

If nobody wants the job, I'll take it and come up with the storyline 'n stuff. But totally, if somebody wants it, let me know. I'll give you until tomorrow to speak up!

Should I make a new thread, or leave this one -- if I am judge?

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:58 am

I would like to possibly be in this. Defense's aide would be preferable but stick me in wherever you want.

gino wrote:

I'm the victim, but, I'd like to be alive this time.

Clearly you've never played Ace Attorney before.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Dark Grapefruit wrote:

I would like to possibly be in this. Defense's aide would be preferable but stick me in wherever you want.

gino wrote:

I'm the victim, but, I'd like to be alive this time.

Clearly you've never played Ace Attorney before.

Fine. I'll be a witness.

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:50 am

MY HOUR HAS COME!

*puts on Phoenix Wright wig*
*prepares to slam desk and point fingers till' kingdom come*

Defense get!

Tess-chan · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:01 am

I want in on this game.

I'll be the defendant.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:51 am

Sweeeet. This is shaping up!
So what do you think? New thread or no new thread?

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:53 am

new thread. easier to understand

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:53 pm

All right, I'll get that set up!
Mods, please lock this thread. :)

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:55 pm

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

All right, I'll get that set up!
Mods, please lock this thread. :)

Sweet deal.

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