Ace Attorney: H*RWF (Current Witness: it's a lion!)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:28 pm

(B-But... I...)

Dark Grapefruit · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:19 pm

What kind of detective is this guy? He's not giving us any info at all! Something tells me he's hiding something. We have to press him for proof!

Sloshy wrote:

DON'T MAKE HIM TALK MORE.
HIS VOICE IS ANNOYING.
A LOT.

And you, ma'am, are just a jerk.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:30 pm

(Is it bad when this game makes me want to start shipping the Prosecution and Defense aides? Ha ha ha ha...

)

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:34 pm

(Possibly? Probably?)

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Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:01 pm

That's not what I asked. You are not describing the crime scene fully.

You've said there is nothing of interest, but how are we to know that if you don't describe everything you found? Didn't you make some report or record of the crime scene? Surely you didn't commit it all to memory?

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:11 pm

other than the purple rose in the red rose bush, nothing to note.
no murder weapon, no footprints, no nothing.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:13 pm

N-Nothing...?

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:15 pm

shut up you.

(hooray for abuse rule!)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:18 pm

sbe-mail 22 wrote:

shut up you.

(hooray for abuse rule!)

(Abuse rule only counts for the Prosecuter, and his aide because she's pretty... and maybe some pretty witnesses. You're just the lowly gumshoe.

Reminder: 4. Witness rules:
Answer the questions you're asked as vaguely as you want, or with as much detail as you want. If I let you know through PMs that you're the murderer, try your best to throw suspicion on another target(do NOT give it away!). Please present sprites with any evidence that the Defense manages to wrangle out of you, and know when you're defeated(break down, cry, confess to everything only at the last minute). You have free range on your character's personality, so be as funky as you want. Obey the Judge at all times, but feel free to abuse the lawyers - just be careful, if you abuse the Prosecution they'll be less apt to try and protect you.)

!!!

Detective, give this court the respect it deserves or you will be found in contempt.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:21 pm

*Sigh* Detective, please give us an overview of the crime.
(Defendant went blah blah blah seen by blah blah blah fled to blah blah blah)

And watch yourself. The only one allowed to insult that old fart up there is me. And Sloshy.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:24 pm

That's right.

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Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:25 pm

You are avoiding my questions. I asked where the body was in relation to Tess-Chan's camp, and you didn't answer. I asked if you had made a diagram or record of the crime scene, and you didn't answer.

Furthermore, you never mentioned the rose bush when you first said "nothing else of interest"! To me, a purple rose on a red rosebush seems very interesting indeed! Now, please answer my questions directly!

(EDIT: Previous 4 posts were made while typing this, oh well)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:29 pm

look, Im just trying to get the truth across your "highness"

*writes down what the judge said in notebook as evidence*

and mr prosicuter it is not my job to say what the witnesses saw. now treat me with resect or I might swap sides. Im not even getting paid for this.

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tess chan had a camp?

(I dont really know that was. please explain)

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:32 pm

Detective, I meant something to the effect of "She went [location] and was seen by [witnesses]". Not to describe what they saw.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:33 pm

(There was no camp that I was aware of. Just a picnic.)

... This witness is being exceedingly difficult for a Police Officer. Wait, are you old enough to be a Police Officer? And you're not getting paid for this? ...

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:35 pm

Yes, I realize that, but that still doesn't change the fact that my questions were not being answered.

I'm sorry if I wasn't clear the first time, but I was referring to her picnic site.

(You people type too fast! Statements made toward the post two posts above)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:38 pm

(The murder didn't take place at the picnic site.

So the detective probably shouldn't describe it...)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:40 pm

(I'm not asking the detective to describe the site, I'm asking for some reletivity. I said where the murder took place compared to her picnic site. Nothing horribly specific, but it would be nice to differentiate from "20 feet" and "half a mile")

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:42 pm

( Makes sense. Your witness is being very vague, I don't think the Judge would care if you kicked the crap out of him a little...

)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:44 pm

ok! Im being bribed by one of the witness to prove they didnt do it! they knew due to the detective's union strike I would be chosesen as detecive because Im the top student at joes policeing school for tikes.
He said that he planted the rose as poison then 45 minutes shoot her to take all suipeshion off him.

heres the map of the park

you do the maths.

(+----)

(your posting too fast)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:46 pm

Bribed by a witness?! This is a serious crime! Tell us who this witness is, immediately!

(... do you need me to edit that map to show where everything is supposed to be? :-|

)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:48 pm

I dont know! he was in the shadows! I knew it was a he because of he mascuin voice

(probaly.)

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:50 pm

I suppose that means that Tess-chan couldn't be the murderer......... ?

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:51 pm

OBJECTION!!!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:52 pm

Chichindrich wrote:

Ahem.

(Yes, that's true, but could you type it out here with a sprite instead? I don't want to use that website in this game due to slow-reading 'n stuff.)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:53 pm

(sigh)

OBJECTION!!!

How could the rose have killed her? The autopsy report clearly shows that a shot to the back was the cause of death!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:54 pm

(Thank you. I love you? Mwah mwah.)

sbe-mail 22 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:55 pm

read the small print.

small traces of poison of in the nasle area.
just enough to kill.
the bullet was a red herring.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:58 pm

( -- n... no that... uh... really? No that's--- I didn't set that up. :eek:

)

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:58 pm

No, the court record clearly shows that there is no such mention of poison.

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