Have any useless talents?

HHFOV · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:54 pm

uh you guys I can't really do that I was just quoting the song "handlebars" by flobots

iand93 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:00 am

HHFOV wrote:

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I can keep rhythm with no metronome.

I can lead a nation with a microphone, etc.

EDIT: *looks up* Oh, lol, I'm late.

lol

I can end the planet in a holocaust.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:49 am

iand93 wrote:

I can end the planet in a holocaust.

OH NO PLUTO BLEW UP!!
You never specified which planet.

iand93 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:01 am

I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:06 am

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

iand93 wrote:

I can end the planet in a holocaust.

OH NO PLUTO BLEW UP!!
You never specified which planet.

Pluto is not a planet anymore. [/nitpick]

Firefox doesn't even think "Pluto" is a real word.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:36 am

Biscuithead wrote:

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

iand93 wrote:

I can end the planet in a holocaust.

OH NO PLUTO BLEW UP!!
You never specified which planet.

Pluto is not a planet anymore. [/nitpick]

Firefox doesn't even think "Pluto" is a real word.

Mine does, but it doesn't think Biscuithead is a word.

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:08 am

well you know it isn't

iand93 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:40 am

I can make anyone go to prison
Just because I don't like them

Ju Ju Master · **Joined:** Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:01 am **Posts:** 6245

iand93 wrote:

I can make anyone go to prison
Just because I don't like them

That's not useless at all

iand93 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:08 am

I can see your face on the telephone.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:10 am

Hey Biscuithead, I just realized that, being Australian, your name is the equivalent of Cookiehead. Right?

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:59 am

Uhhhhhh... yes?

When I think of a "biscuit" I think of either a cracker or those little crumby, usually chocolate things that you eat. We don't use the word "cookie" around here.

I never realised a biscuit would be so hard to describe.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:07 am

Biscuithead wrote:

or those little crumby, usually chocolate things that you eat.

I'd hate having a head made of those because then I'd either live with my head tempting me or have to eat my own head. x_x

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:12 am

I know, it gets frustrating. I've only eaten a little bit so far.

Oh, but being around groups of kids is worse. I fear for my life.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:14 am

Biscuithead wrote:

Uhhhhhh... yes?

When I think of a "biscuit" I think of either a cracker or those little crumby, usually chocolate things that you eat. We don't use the word "cookie" around here.

I never realised a biscuit would be so hard to describe.

This is a biscuit.

This is a cookie.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:22 am

Jitka wrote:

This is a biscuit.

I would call that a muffin or a scone.
What you called a cookie, I would call a biscuit.

Here's how I drew a "Biscuithead" in The Comic Game:

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:23 am

no.

this is a biscuit.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:25 am

This is a muffin.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:26 am

Biscuithead wrote:

Oh, but being around groups of kids is worse. I fear for my life.

I'd fear around tourists, too. Tourists, birds, little kids, and my pets.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:28 am

Yeah, that's a muffin alright.
That "biscuit" is probably more of a scone. Do you have it with butter or jam or something?

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:32 am

Biscuithead wrote:

Yeah, that's a muffin alright.
That "biscuit" is probably more of a scone. Do you have it with butter or jam or something?

Depends where you live. Generally you put butter on em, unless you're from the South, in which case you eat them for breakfast covered in chicken gravy, with maybe some fried steak.

I think what you think of as scones we think of as English muffins.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:33 am

Biscuithead wrote:

Yeah, that's a muffin alright.
That "biscuit" is probably more of a scone. Do you have it with butter or jam or something?

I love scones. They're awesome.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:42 am

Jitka wrote:

I think what you think of as scones we think of as English muffins.

Yeah, the English muffins from McDonalds are similar to scones. Except you eat scones with sweet toppings rather than eggs and bacon.

Though we do have damper, an Australian bush food. It is similar to what you described as a biscuit.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:50 am

I can kill a deer or buffalo. Just my arrow and my hickory bow, from 100 yards don't ya know?

I do it all the time.

Sloshy · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:01 am

I can sing good, but it doesn't get me far. x_x

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:31 am

Sloshy wrote:

Biscuithead wrote:

or those little crumby, usually chocolate things that you eat.

I'd hate having a head made of those because then I'd either live with my head tempting me or have to eat my own head. x_x

I can figure out what can perfectly replace what. Did you know that a pair of scissors can push up the Jumper/Expansion Pak in the 64, making the little plastic thing useless?

And did you know some games work better with the Jumper Pak (Like Spacestation Silicon Valley) and generally have more problems with the Expansion Pak?

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