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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:00 am 
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
goofus is being held hostage by some thugs.

Gallant doesn't pee on people's shoes.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is not allowed at anyones home because his takes a leak in all there shoes

gallant doesnt like halo

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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(I don't see how that's a good thing or a bad thing, and what you have against that game.)
Goofus doesn't like Heaven.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
goofus threatens his friends unless they come over.

Gallant puts goofus out of his misery.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is emo

gallent doesnt listen to rap

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus' favorite song is "F*** It".

Gallant remembers to spell correctly and use correct punctuation.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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G00FU2 2P34444k2 1N 13372P334K.

Gallant can decipher that.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has no idea what he just posted.

Gallant makes good, artistic, nonviolent comics.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is the villian "Make-this-good-comic-into-a-badly-written-violent-comic-with-naked-people Man" who goes into the comics and makes them into badly written violent comics with naked people.

Gallant eats an apple a day.

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Goofus has a machine gun to keep the doctor away.

Gallant follows his parents' instructions.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus only says yes to things he has no intention of doing

Gallant does not swear ever

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus only says yes to things he has no intention of doing

Gallant does not swear ever

Goofus goes to playgrounds to teach little children to swear.
Gallant loves puppies and rainbows.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus loves highly unstable ordinance.

gallant doesn't try to divide by 0.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus has tried to divide by 0, then he got kicked outta math class

Gallant is not a fanboy for anything

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus can not stand it when any motherfunking people on the internet diss his DS.

Gallant does not get angry at other people when he is driving.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus violently and deliberately rear-ends bad drivers before he has the chance to get angry.

Gallant treats his neighbors with respect.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has a tractor, he ruins his neighbours yards with it.

Gallant has many boy scout badges.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has many Girl Scout badges. None earned by himself or given willingly.

Gallant enjoys a good quiche.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
goofus enjoys a good bowl of sugar and honey.


Gallant Doesn't use excessive amounts of smileys.

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Goofus ties up smilies and throws them into the trunk of his car to take to a dark alley to hit with a rusty pipe and then shoot.

Gallant is pretty.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus tried out for the part of the mutated squirrel in the Simpson's Movie, then got the part.

Gallant rates YouTube videos accurately.

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goofus gives every youtube video 1 star

gallant never loses his wallet

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus begs to differ. >:3

Gallant always lets someone else have the last bratwurst.

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goofus offers them chicken

Gallant presses any key to continue.

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goofus can't find the "any key"

gallant brushes his teeth after every meal

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesn't understand the concept of brushing your teeth.

Gallant does what he can to teach people.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus does what he can to kill people.

Gallant buys a vowel.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesn't know what a vowel is.

Gallant doesn't spend all his money in one place.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: In a sock under your bed. For srsly.
Goofus spends all of other people's money in multiple places.

Gallant enjoys writing, drawing, and building scaled models.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus enjoys burning said models.

Gallant doesn't understand how a space station could be crawling with toothpicks.

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