Ruin a Wish

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but it makes you so lazy, you get fatter than a whale

i wish there was more activity in forum games, its what gets me through the morning

Coach Z Fangirl · **Joined:** Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:33 am **Posts:** 40

Sure, OK. There's more activity in Forum Games...but not in your timezone.

I wish I could stop having foot-related injuries all the time.

just a username · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:21 am

Granted, you now have leg-related injuries all the time.

I wish Video Game consoles were region free.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:06 pm

Granted, but you break your PS3 trying to stick Liberia in there.

I wish I had controllable super-speed, and that I could move at a normal pace too.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but while your going at super speed, you hit a truck going 801 miles per hour and you kill yourself

i wish i had a decent summer job already

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:20 am

Granted, the job is stuffing things down sewer drains with a big metal pole during thunderstorms.

I wish my cousin had already seen Batman Begins.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but now he thinks he's batman, goes crazy and is sent to a psyciatric facility

i wish i had enough money to see a movie

just a username · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:27 am

Granted, but the movie was horrible and was dubbed in Latin with no subtitles.

I wish most MMORPGs weren't a grindfest.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:45 pm

Granted, now they're a lagfest.

I wish I was better at drawing with my tablet.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:58 pm

Granted, but your tablet is somehow gone, and now you get electrocuted if you try to draw with anything else.

I wish I had thought of a better wish ruiner.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but you dont get a chance to post it cuz you get hit by a bus in your own home

i wish my computers moniter was good enough to watch movies on and such

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:21 pm

Granted, but I break your keyboard! Now you can't spe--Oh, wait, it makes no difference...

I wish I knew why RT was moved to the Store for a while.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, it was moved because you posted too much in it, now you are banned

i wish i had 5 dollars with no consequinces

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:05 am

Granted. You get $5 with no consequences. Including good consequences, so it won't suddenly multiply its value by two every time you look away from it.

I wish some money would actually do that.

poopskin · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:12 am

Ouch, not real smart. the world descends into economic despair at a record speed.

I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that I wish that you wish that you wish.

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:48 am

The world explodes.

I wish I can run my Wacom tablet in Linux.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but when your done, the linux crashed and loses all its data

i wish there was more activity in forum games nowa days

poopskin · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:05 pm

Granted. this is now the forum games wiki forum.

I wish i had a bigger hard drive (a terrabyte should be sufficient).

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:18 pm

The genie doesn't hear you right, so he gives you a terror bite hard drive.

I wish Wikipedia wouldn't make up video game release dates, an wait for the actual website to say what it was.

Setsumi-san · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:06 pm

Granted, but the website never tells when it's going to be released either.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted, but you don't know how to turn it off, so you can never find anything.

I wish Sam & Max was already released for Wii.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its worse than superman on the n64

i wish games based on movies were better without the movies becoming crappy movies

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:27 pm

Granted, they are 0.0000000000000001% better.

I wish Telltale Games would release SBCG4AP's release date already.

poopskin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:28 am

they do, but the day before the game's release TT goes bankrupt.

i wish i could teleport whenever i wanted to, wherever i wanted to.

gunluva · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:41 pm **Posts:** 815

Granted. You fuse with a piano as it fell to the spot you teleported to. You are now pianoskin.

I wish I wish for a fish wish.

poopskin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:13 am

as said when i said a similar wish:
Granted, but Dr. seuss kills you for rhyming...all the timing...

I wish i had the power to shapeshift, too.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but everything strongbad says in that sbemail happens to you, except for the ability to transform into cash(legal tender)

i wish it was 6 minutes already, i want to take part in tomorrows Gamefaqs Poll of The Day

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:26 pm

Granted. Time is frozen exactly 6 minutes after your post!

I wish UHF would come from Netflix already...

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

granted, but its been secretly dubbed by 4Kids

i wish i didnt have to own anyone money

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:55 pm

Granted, I steal all of your "anyone money".

I wish that post made sense.

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