Homsar Runner wrote:
Anyways, lets kill this off topic conversation here and now before the mods do! *hides from the mods in a corner*
Allow me.
Remember when I said my idea for a Halloween toon was to have everyone switch bodies, rather like "Freaky Friday"? Well, here's a little more for that idea...
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What the crap's happened to me!! I did not plan to dress up as one of the lame, armless characters for Halloween!
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(trying to hold back laughter) Now calm down, Strong Bad. There's a perfectly rational explanation for this.
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Rational?! What's been going on?!
(offscreen) Will you guys keep it down? I'm trying to figure out how not to get egged this year!
(Strong Bad and Bubs then look back in shock. They see Pom Pom in his costume. He bobs his head up and down like how he usually does when he makes bubbling noises. However, instead of bubbling, he actually speaks in Strong Sad's voice)
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Homestar? Coach Z? What are
you guys doing here?
(Strong Bad and Bubs both giggle)
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Wait, what's going on?
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(stifling laughter) Go look in the mirror, Led Zeppelin and Dumbo in the same costume!
(Strong Sad goes to the bathroom mirror and, like Strong Bad before him, screams when the truth hits him)
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I didn't plan to dress as Pom Pom!
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You're
not dressed as that roundly man! You're
in his body!
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Indeed, Strong Bad!
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(stammering) But... if I'm in Pom Pom's body, you're in Homestar's body, and Bubs is in Coach Z's body... then... in what bodies are Strong Mad and The Cheat?
(The Cheat is heard making The Cheat noises)
(off-screen) GIMME BACK MY HALLOWEEN PANTIES!
(Crashing noises are heard off-screen. The Cheat and Strong Mad then come into view, each in their respective costumes)
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There you two are!
(Strong Mad opens his mouth to speak, only to talk
exactly like The Cheat. The Cheat, meanwhile, opens his mouth and speaks in Strong Mad's voice)
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, HOMESTAR?!
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I'm not Homestar! I'm just in Homestar's body! Just like
you're in The Cheat's body!
(Suddenly, The Cheat's head (which is actually Strong Mad's head) explodes as he tries to figure out what's going on)
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(squealing The Cheat noises as his head explodes)
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All right, Bubs, start talking! What the crap is going on?!
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(sighing) Come with me, guys, to my concession stand basement. I want to show you something.
(Cut to Bubs, the Bros. Strong and The Cheat entering Bubs' Concession Stand and, once inside, descending into the basement via elevator. Inside, they find themselves in an underground lab)
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Whoa! This is what your basement looks like?
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(annoyed) Yes! Now pay attention, all of you!
(The Bros. Strong and The Cheat sit down. Bubs gestures toward a blackboard behind him; next to him is a glass dome fitted with electrodes and with an apple and orange underneath it.)
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As of late, and for reasons that I don't care to elaborate on, I've been taking up alchemy. I was working up a way to turn apples into oranges with a new passive nucleic electron alchemy I've devised.
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Hey, I've never seen you speak in scientific terms before.
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Hey, don't insult science, man! Anyways... (he paces) though my early tests failed to retain cohesion and suffered bipolar reversion...
(Strong Bad and the others look very perplexed)
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...I found that I could saturate the nucleo-peptides with theta emissions and stabilize the dormant synaptic cell structure in its formative phase. And it worked!
(Strong Bad and the others all cheer; cut to a close-up of the two fruits)
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(off-screen) But... not well enough.
(Bubs takes a knife and slices the two fruits in half. The apple has the orange's interior and vice-versa)
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Aw, crap!
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Hmm, yes. But then, I quickly realized that all I needed to achieve total conversion was a much larger dose of theta waves.
(He gestures toward a large piece of equipment. The camera tilts up toward the ceiling, where there is a hole that has been cut in it for the equipment, which is the transmitter tower. The camera pans past the tower and into the night sky above. Pan to an image of a nondescript house and the Sad Kids all floating in mid-air as they climb into floating beds and fall asleep. Energy radiates from the tower)
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(off-screen) So I just recoupled the Heisenberg compensators to the radio-frequency array to tap the naturally emitting theta waves that occur naturally during REM sleep.
(Energy radiates from the boy's and girl's respective sleeping faces. They stir awake)
SAD BOY: What?
SAD GIRL: Huh?
(A nighttime shot of Free Country, USA, appears behind them)
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(off-screen) As a result, this would harness the neuroelectric power of everybody in Free Country, USA!
(The camera then returns to Bubs' underground lab, where the equipment looks like it's shorting and sparking)
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Alas, however, I overloaded the power matrix.
(He gestures toward the blackboard)
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This caused a negative feedback pulse to discharge back through the frequency array and across Free Country.
(Two pairs of molecules appear, along with a cut apple and orange. As Bubs continues, energy washes over them. Now the following pairs appear: Strong Bad and Homestar, Strong Mad and The Cheat and Strong Sad and Pom Pom. As the energy washes over them, they trade places. Strong Bad gets Homestar's hat (which Homestar loses))
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(off-screen) As a result, not unlike the two fruits, our exomolecular constructs were inadvertently interchanged.
(The camera returns to the lab once again)
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And that is
exactly what happened to us! (Strong Sad raises his hand) Yeah, Elephant in round clothing?
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Yeah... uh...
(Bubs sighs)
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Look, Bubs, it's Halloween. It's time for our usual spree of egging houses, T.P.-ing trees, and eating candies, so just go ahead and change us back now, okay?
(Long pause)
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(heavy sigh) I dunno how, man.
...and that's as far as I got once again. Before I go, here's the new list of who will be who.
as Pee-wee Herman
as J.R. Ewing
as Moosel
as Babs Johnson
as Klaus Meine
as Silent Bob
as Beatrix Kiddo
as Ali G
as Fred G. Sanford
as Mayor McCheese
as Dr. Clayton Forrester
as Gomer Pyle
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