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stinkomanfan
 Post subject: If Homestar and Marzipan had a baby . . .
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What do you think it would be called, and what would it look like? Kind of a strange topic, but I want to know! :hr: + :marzi: = ?

I think he would be called Russell! He would look like Marzipan but have a white shirt with a red star on it and short blond hair!
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I'm pretty sure it'd be called "We've Jumped the Shark". =3

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The only thing that I can think of is that this baby would be armless just like the parents. Maybe Strong Bad would try to steal it and raise it as his own.

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DorianGray wrote:
I'm pretty sure it'd be called "We've Jumped the Shark". =3

Yes x100,000,000. XD

I've seen a few interpretations of a baby/toddler, and they were pretty cute.
Though I really, really don't want to think about any of the Homestar Runner characters procreating. Ever.

Jibble jibble.

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DorianGray wrote:
I'm pretty sure it'd be called "We've Jumped the Shark". =3


Mike has even said that himself. In the Pulse Interview of 2003, I believe.

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It'd probably look like a sandwhich.

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Ack! The disgust! It won't wash off!

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It would look like a fair mix between Homestar and Marzipan, but would inexplicably have arms, and leave everyone thoroughly bamboozled.

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Monkeytender wrote:
It'd probably look like a sandwich.

Whoa! I just figured out the reference you made to Homestar Jr.! From where's The Cheat! Man, I'm unusually slow today.

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Chapien wrote:
Monkeytender wrote:
It'd probably look like a sandwich.

Whoa! I just figured out the reference you made to Homestar Jr.! From where's The Cheat! Man, I'm unusually slow today.


I figured that one out rather quickly. The sandwich part, I mean.

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The only way I can see this working is if they adopted a baby, notably a sandwich, and someone ate it. Maybe even the same sandwich (Homestar Jr.) and it could be moldy. Oh, the opportunity for a KoT eat-fest. Maybe even too much mayo.

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I don't think they like each other enough to have a kid. And Homestar would be a horrible father. If it was The Cheat's child... I could see that.

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Shwoo wrote:
And Homestar would be a horrible father.

Haha, couldn't agree more with you.
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Shwoo wrote:
And Homestar would be a horrible father.


He would probably turn his "child" over to the King of Town.

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:marzi: + :hr: = jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie :-S :-|

I do remember in that topic in general discussion about weekly fanstuff, someone posted a mix between Homestar and Marzipan that supposedly is what their (jibbliejibblie) child would be like.

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THis should never happen in the history of the world. Homestar Runner jumping the shark? It would be that creepy painting in Strong Mad's closet times 9001! I'd never want to see a Homestar/Marzipan baby. The cast is just fine as is.
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It would be that creepy painting in Strong Mad's closet times 9001!


STRONG MAD: IT'S OVER 9000!

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Well, considering they aren't married...
Maybe a bit too risque for Homestar Runner.

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T3H_CH3K7_888 wrote:
Waddle Dee wrote:
It would be that creepy painting in Strong Mad's closet times 9001!


STRONG MAD: IT'S OVER 9000!


What, 9,000?!? There's no way that could be right!

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It would probably be called Marzistar, then Homestar would go off saying it's Homezipan. I know it's from SBCG4AP but that's my best idea. And it would look like a veggie burger.
But still,I would never want them to have a baby.
If they jump THAT shark all they will get is eaten.

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It would probably look like Homestar with Marzipan's head.
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It would be a veggie burger.

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I don't know about the apearance of their offspring but I think I can safely say that it would give Strong bad the Jibbles. Coach Z would probably try to coach it in the sport and Marzipan would probably be concerned about the but pats. Homestar of corse would be proud of any but pats it recived. Bubs would probably start selling dangerous baby items.
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I think it would be disturbing. Matt(Or Mike..I haven't seen the interview in a while) Even stated that it would be jumping the shark. I personally adore their sandwich "Child"
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I would actually stop trying to take over this planet.

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It would probably be voiced by Little Girl (If it was a she)

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